Which Officials Do Not Have Classified Documents Stored at Home?

Introducing the brand new reality show:
"Which Officials Do Not Have Classified Documents Stored at Home?"

It's intense! It'll challenge your preconceived notions about our politicians. It'll have you on the edge of your seat. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll wonder: do they really hand out classified documents like candy?

Magazine A says, "If the CIA assassinated JFK and the FBI entrapped the Michigan governor's kidnappers, we should not put it past other three-letter agencies to eliminate political enemies and rejects.  How many classified documents has the FBI planted? Or, are presidents and vice presidents just that stupid and irresponsible? It will be exciting to find out. Stay tuned!"

Reviewer B opined, "Corruption is rife, but there is certainly nothing else that currently warrants your attention. Keep your eyes glued here, America."

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*Disclaimer: Do not worry, we do not delve deep enough into the corruption for you to question anything in a serious manner.